Virus.MSWord.Beauty

The text at 7:10 is Big5 encoding misinterpreted as Windows-1252. It reads "我發現一 隻大豬了!! 在哪裡….?在哪裡…….? 不就正在電腦螢幕前嗎??" Which translates to "I found a big pig!! Where….? Where…….? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??"

Edit: other translations – I'm not super familiar with taiwanese slang, so I've done my best in translating these; most of them are mandarin chinese trash talking

0:36 – the text says "美女拳" which literally translates to "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game." This appears to refer to Honey Peach, a rock-paper-scissors strip game developed by Tawainese company Sachen for the NES

3:15 – the title says "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game" again

3:15 – The dialog box says "Hey! You've been working hard! Let's relax and play a finger-guessing game! If you guess right then I'll let you see the beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I won't touch your computer or your data! Now go have fun and play! Make sure not to get a nosebleed!" (Nosebleeds commonly represent arousal in anime)

3:15 – The three buttons say "I pick rock!", "I pick scissors!", and "I pick paper!"

3:37 – the text says "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

3:39 – "You are so bad! Call your great aunt, let her think about letting you play" (I'm not sure about this translation, the chinese is "遜斃了!! 叫聲姑奶奶,考慮讓你一把!!")

3:41 – "Damn it! To think that I would lose to this fucking kid!" (The actual word used here is "stinky" (臭) not "fucking" but "fucking" sounds better)

3:43 – the dialog box says "Huh! Guess again with me! Let's see how long you are lucky! If you guess right? I'll let you see more beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I'll never touch your precious computer or data! Now go have fun and play! Remember to wipe your nosebleed!"

3:54 – "Go back and suckle milk! Inexperienced boy!" (This is trash talking the inexperience of the user)

3:56 – "So infuriating! How is your luck so good?"

3:57 – the dialog box says "Not easy! Beating two levels! This time I'm going to make you eat and walk! Can you? If you win! There are more eye-rubbing beauties–don't stare like a pair of dead fish eyes! Dry the saliva hanging from the corner of your mouth! Don't wear that big idiot look!" (I'm not sure about the "I'm going to make you eat and walk!" part, the chinese is "這回要讓你吃不完兜著走!")

4:15 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:16 – "Hello?! Are you sleeping????"

4:18 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:20 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:22 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:23 – "Hey! Are you cheating?!"

4:25 – "Hey! You've gone through all of them! Nice work! Take it easy! Get ready to see the beauties! Don't worry! I would never touch your precious computer and data! Now go have fun and watch the images! Be careful not to spray your nosebleed everywhere!"

4:34 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:36 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:37 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:38 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:39 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:40 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:41 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:42 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:44 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this)

4:45 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:46 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:46 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:47 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:48 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:49 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:50 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:51 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:52 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

4:53 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:54 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:55 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this)

4:56 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

4:57 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

5:01 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

5:02 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

5:03 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

5:05 – "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"

5:06 – "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"

there are a couple more here that I don't feel like translating. they're just repeats of above

5:12 – "Crap! That last guess doesn't count!"

7:10 – "I found a big pig!! Where….? Where…….? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??"

Vice Ganda Windows 11 ok!

0:39
Message box is "記 憶 體 用 完", which translates to "Memory used up"

Who are the asian women names??? they're beautiful

If you don’t have Chinese Big5 encoding, this virus would not show text properly

I love the “Oh god she’s naked”

4:33

"Trust me, you don't want to see that."

Well… i want to see that tho…

LOL at oh good grief she's naked

"ooooh no you DON'T want to see that"

Me: OH YES I WANT SIR!

Woah never seen someone hack the Gibson before