Best part about the pandemic being over is being able to fly again. Sure it wasn't on a plane, and the destination was through the front window of a parked car after being thrown out a second story window, but come on! Baby steps!
Thank god the coronavirus is over. Not only was I getting sick of the disease ravaging my body, but thanks to the pandemic being over, I was finally able to go to the hospital to get my broken limbs checked out after being flung out that same hospital's second story window!
They haven't declared it over, just that the public health emergency is over due to the availability of effective vaccines, theres still a couple of years left on the pandemic
Holy fucking shit.
I like when they actually make satire
Audit the vax while making autopsy results public record.
Love a good old fashion defenestration
When did the Onion become Leftist propaganda?
I tell you what y’all are the best news service in America
"Bodies have been piling up on the asphalt" cue the "it's about damn time caption" lmao
This cannot be real. The Mayo Clinic medical staff is above flinging trash out the windows. That's what brown skinned people are for.
“Since Covid is over, we won’t be counting the recently thrown-through-the-window patient deaths as Covid deaths, but as natural causes.”
Nice
Best part about the pandemic being over is being able to fly again. Sure it wasn't on a plane, and the destination was through the front window of a parked car after being thrown out a second story window, but come on! Baby steps!
Thank god the coronavirus is over. Not only was I getting sick of the disease ravaging my body, but thanks to the pandemic being over, I was finally able to go to the hospital to get my broken limbs checked out after being flung out that same hospital's second story window!
Did this guy hack the onions channel, or something? Every new video of this once beautiful channel is just this one guy now
Omg the onion is alive!
Fuck, the writing isn't great..
The whole "fuck off and come back only when you have a real disease"
Why?!? This isn't SNL.. keep the gag semi realistic; you made it obvious for 6 year Olds to realize it's just a joke.
Defenstration is always the solution!
Guess that explains the COVID spikes towards the end of lockdowns. The cause of death for the victim of a 20 story fall would obviously be a virus.
Think you have COVID-19? No. You must have woke mind virus instead, because it's now impossible to have covid-19.
Don't get COVID if you're a Russian opposition party member… windows…
Yeah that sounds right
It had better editing ten years ago
When’s the sequel coming out?
If you think you may have covid-19: no you don't!
They haven't declared it over, just that the public health emergency is over due to the availability of effective vaccines, theres still a couple of years left on the pandemic
Remember The Onion before it was bought by methamphetamine addict David Brock?
finally, fuck those guys, like get a hint covid isn't in fashion anymore
they could at least put them in the recycling bin oh my god
hahahahah DEAD
literally
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